How to be larned, like what I am


Chambers Cyclopaedia 1786

The following advertisement appeared in a provincial newspaper and was sent as a curiosity by someone living in Newport, Shropshire to a reader of The New London Magazine in Wolverhampton. He in turn forwarded it to the editors, who published it in the issue for October 1786.

‘Larning has always been desired and esteemed, and it has always been a matter of dispute , and is yet amongst the abellist philosophers, wheather the earth or the sun moves, and how far distant the sun is from the earth , and how big the sun is , and also the moon and stares; and thousands of the greatyest schollors of every age, who have travelled into farin nations, and spent large sumes to get larning, and have taught and wrote the greatyest part of their life of artes and sciences , yet known of them all ever found out , or left any rule behind them, which infalabley proved, wheather the earth or the sun moved, nor how big the sun is, nor how far distant the sun is from the earth, nor the moon nor stares, yet all of them desired to know them—Therefore I, James Bagnall, of Newport , does hereby most respectfully informe the Ladyes and Gentlemen of Newport and it’s environs , and those that love the knolledge of artes and sciences, that he has from good phelosophey geometry invented sume curious geometrickal tables of the earth, and sun, moon and stares which point out and visabley shew, and infallabley prove, wheather the earth or the sun moves, and far distant the sun his from the earth; and with sume curious observations of the sun , taking the earth as such a size , with the power of figures in the mathematicks, proves the exact bigness of the sun, and moon and stares ; he also from good philosophy, gives a more perfect account of the earth, sea, rivers , wind and the different sorts of aire , and of the moon, stares and their properties, thunder and lightning, than any heretofore given. He also from good phelosophy and astrology, proves that the stares do not predestinate or influence the will of man, to make him luckey or unluckey, good or evil, and that he cannot avoid it; and therefore for their instructions and edifycations, and that those who choose it, may have the honour to see the performance of these very great and desirable and noble artes and sciences, the first time they ever wheare taught or made publick in any part of the world, by the person himself, who found out the understanding of them; therefore he has taken the market hall of Newport for five nights only, where he will go through the whole of them; and the weakest capacity, who comes the five nights to be instructed by him, will in so short a time larn more true knolledge of these great and desirable and truly eddefying artes and scinces then all the great phelosophers of the world, all put together, ever got of them, till now, with all their expence and pains’ and by these rules found out or done almost everything that can be done by figuers.

Those who come to be instructed and choose to stand, must pay each one shilling each night; and those who choose to sit down, must have tickets in time, that seats may be prepared, and each pay two shillings each night.

       Thursday 17th August, 1786, will be the first night, when he will shew and prove , wheather the earth or the sun moves , with many other instructions ; then he will tell what will be the night following, and so on each night.

     Saturday 19th August will be the second night.

     Monday 21st of August will be the third night.

     Wednesday 23rd August will be the fourth night.

     Fryday 25th August will be the fifth night.

     Tickets to be had at Mrs Owen’s , of the Red Cow, in Newport

     The doors to be opened at six, and begin at seven o’clock each night.’

It doesn’t seem as if the ‘larned’ Mr Bagnall or his works on astronomy have made much impact on the Net, although the BM catalogue may reveal more. We don’t know how old he was when he gave his lectures. If he was young he may be one of the James Bagnalls who lived in Ellesmere or West Bromwich, both of which are not far from Newport, in the 1840s. But Bagnall is a common enough surname in Staffordshire and Shropshire.

Incidentally, Newport is where Jeremy Corbyn grew up, but unlike Mr B, he attended a private school.[R.M.Healey]

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