( extracted from Fun with the Famous by H. Cecil Hunt (1928)
Sir James Barrie
When asked to give his recipe for successful writing, his reply was typical of the man, and, of course, it was scribbled on a crumpled sheet of tobacco wrapping:
Journalism: 2 pipes = 1 hour
2 hours = 1 idea
1 idea = 3 paragraphs
3 pars = I leader.
Fiction: 8 pipes = 1 ounce
7 ounces = 1 week
2 weeks = 1 chapter
20 chapters = 1 nib
2 nibs = I novel
Winston Churchill (the novelist)
Mr Churchill has a namesake, an American novelist who is his senior by a few years. It is said that when the American writer first published a novel he received a notes from the British Winston Churchill protesting against the unwarranted use of his distinguished and uncommon name. To this protest came this amusing reply:
“Dear Sir, How interesting ! Is there really another Winston Churchill ? Yours truly, Winston Churchill.”
Dr Samuel Johnson
A characteristic but little known Johnson story must be included, because Johnson means so much in British humour. At a dinner party in London the little man held the table by his brilliant talk and ready wit. During a pause in the conversation he took a rather generous mouthful of hot potato, which he rapidly returned to his plate by the quickest, if not the most polite method. Without a moment’s hesitation he looked round at the circle of somewhat startled countenances, and said quite calmly:
“A fool would have swallowed that “. Continue reading