
Found in my copy of Old Rectory by Martyn Skinner, a sheaf of letters and memos associated with this largely incomprehensible, privately printed ( by the highly respectable Rampant Lions Press ) long ‘ poem’ by a farmer-poet and former winner of the Hawthornden prize for Letters to Malaya ( 1941 – 47 ).
The book was published in late 1977 as the last volume of a sequence that went back several years, but the correspondence in question spans just over a year. It starts when Skinner included a covering letter in a signed copy of his book, which he sent on 15th December 1977 to Colin Welch at the Daily Telegraph. It ended when the book was finally rejected for review in January 1978. Here is the initial letter in full:
Martyn Skinner, Ilex House, Fitzhead, Taunton.
December 15th 1977.
Dear Mr Welch,
Four years ago you kindly accepted a copy of the previous volume of Old Rectory; so I hope you won’t mind my following up with a copy of the Epilogue, which concludes the work, and probably my poetic output as well.
I came on a comment by Coleridge the other day which seems apropos—in which he described one of his own books as ‘ a secret confided to the public and very faithfully kept.’
Yours sincerely,
Martyn Skinner.
Four days later, Colin Welch replied:
‘It is not kind of me to accept your books but, of course, the very greatest kindness in you to give them. I am deeply grateful. I greatly look forward to reading your latest, though I hope it won’t be your last.
With all warm good wishes for Christmas and the New Year.
Four days later David Holloway, the Literary Editor, writing on Daily Telegraph headed noted paper, sent the following memo to Telegraph deputy editor Colin Welch:
‘I don’t think I can honestly do anything about this. It is in a limited edition of 125 copies and if it were reviewed someone might actually want to buy it and this would clearly cause consternation. Much better that it should go to Michael Wharton.
And so it did. However, it would seem that Wharton was also unimpressed and accordingly wrote back to Welch thus:
‘If you think this bloke is any good, would you like to say so in your column ? If not, could I have the book back? Otherwise, over to you.
Unfortunately, Welch thought little of Skinner or his book and so the correspondence ends with Old Rectory being returned to Wharton.
There is no evidence that Skinner’s book was ever reviewed in The Telegraph, either by Wharton or by any other benighted reviewer. Nor, it seems, was it reviewed elsewhere in the press. It is a salutary tale, but one that authors might benefit from. For all his success with Letters to Malaya, Skinner couldn’t rely on his reputation to impress literary editors—even ones that had graduated from Oxbridge and were familiar with many of the Latin tags with which Old Rectory is handsomely sprinkled.
Michael Wharton, of course, was the real name of the brilliant satirist ‘ Peter Simple ‘, whose column had entertained reader of the Daily Telegraph since 1957 . With a cast of hilarious caricatures of mainly but not exclusively trendy left-wingers, such as the psychotherapist Dr Heinz’ We are all guilty ‘ Kiosk, Dr Spacely Trellis, the ‘go-ahead Bishop of Bevindon’, the writer Julian Birdbath who was writing his Life of Stephen Spender in a disused lead mine of Derbyshire and J. Bonington-Jagworth, spokesperson for the Motorists’ Liberation Front , Wharton may have intended to use Skinner’s book to add to this cast of grotesques, though the poet was not his usual target. Certainly, Welch and Holloway had good reason not to promote Old Rectory as a book that Telegraph readers might like to buy. In fact, with its obscure biblical references and unfocussed prophetic tone signalling the end of the world, it’s hard to imagine who the text is aimed at.
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By the time The Whitsun Weddings had appeared in 1964 Larkin had become a major voice in contemporary poetry. As such he deserved a decent reviewer and he got one in D. J. Enright, a poet and critic two years older, who had reviewed XX Poems. The irony ( if that is the right word) is that the review of The Whitsun Weddings appeared in the New Statesman. Fast forward to the furore that accompanied the biography by Andrew Motion and the published letters edited by Anthony Thwaite, when left-wing readers of the ‘Staggers’ were among those who denounced the racist and xenophobic attitude of Larkin that he must have held at the time when The Whitsun Weddings came out. Of course Larkin, being Larkin, had kept his politics and racism out of this second collection.








Connecticut 1928) – a special American edition. The great historian ‘s paean to the joys of walking (” I have two doctors, my left leg and my right..’) was published first as an essay in 1913 in Clio, a muse, and other essays literary and pedestrian and the American introduction by J. Brooks Atkinson notes that the walking world has changed much since then: “..the motor car has completely separated the walkers from the riders. It lays a new responsibility upon the walkers to conduct themselves nobly in God’s light.. they cannot be road walkers now, like Stevenson, since roads have become arteries -hardened arteries- of traffic. They are pushed willy-nilly into the hills, meadows and woods beyond the clatter and the evil fumes of the highway..” (he then launches an attack on the new walking clubs- ‘their walking is a bastard form of motoring.’) Trevelyan’s essay recalls a world now largely lost, although our great modern walkers (Iain Sinclair, Robert Macfarlane, Will Self) still find great places to ramble. GMT writes:



Found among some papers at Jot HQ, three photocopied pages of a panegyric by poet William Oxley to his better known poet and friend Hugo Manning (1913 – 77). Entitled ‘ The Scapegoat and the Muse ‘ it lavishes praise on a man who appears to have been a larger than life character in the mould perhaps of his friend Dylan Thomas, who was his junior by a few months and from whose work he drew inspiration. But Manning, in Oxley’s eyes, seems to have been an amalgam of so many attributes:
Banned books: No 12: Lummox by Fannie Hurst